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  • spanish and italian:

    So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.

  • french:

    haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever

  • german:

    LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA

  • english:

    *shooting up in the bathroom*

  • gaelic:

    the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck

  • polish:

    here have all of these consonants have fun

  • japanese:

    subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western

  • welsh:

    sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk

  • chinese:

    here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.

  • Arabic:

    so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!

  • Latin:

    here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening

  • Sign Language:

    If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"

sweetdez:

detrea:

fuckyeahhugsandkisses:

a-little-insane:

the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk

The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt

The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.

Three types of people

tessaviolet:

theautumnbottom:

rocketfists:

marcovicci:

description says:

(1) It is edible. No artificial colours. 96 calories.
(2) It tastes like real hamburger, cheese, ketchup, french fries and cola. It was delicious.
(3) It cost me 258 yen.

I AM SLIGHTLY SCANDALIZED BY THE IDEA THAT THIS TASTES LIKE A REAL BURGER BUT I WANT TO TRY IT SO BAD

There’s something about this that’s so fascinating and weird and kinda creepy in a bizarre way that I can’t figure out.

I went through a period of time where I watched these videos all day.

nope.

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